Ariel Anderssen Studio: The Slipper on the Bare – Amelia Jane Rutherford

How wonderful to be joining this elite establishment – a private networking club. There are loads of rules and standards and stuff but I don't worry too much about that – I just sign the contract!

Which is how, two months later, I find myself in deep trouble, having been seen in public smoking. This is against the rules, and the punishment is a hard slipper spanking on the bare!