My Clementine has been seeing a new boy, Brizzy. She's been excited and sharing stories about their dates at the dinner table. Brizzy is a fine boy; he's certainly handsome (almost a bit beefy!). I think he and Clem match well. There are a few things Clementine has shared about Brizzy, though, that are bothering me. If Brizzy and Clem marry and he does become my son-in-law, I want to make sure he's the best husband that he can be for my sweet princess! Even though Brizzy is a grown man, I call his house and ask for the blessing to take him over my knee for a spanking. I must set a few things straight about the last dinner check before these two lovebirds go out on their next dinner date.
